Tuesday, April 15, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: Marily Monro's Sex Tape Leaked!!!

That's right...

A vidjo of Hollywood's golden girl, Marilyn Monroe, giving some dude a BJ - allegedly one of the Kennedy's - has surfaced and it is my pleasure, honour and glory to present it to you...

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Oh snap... I can't believe I just actually Rick Roll'd you... I've truly stooped to a new low...

But such lows are necessary to stoop to in order to STEEP to a new high - which comes in the form of:

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's fucking right.

BITCH SALAD HAPPENS TONIGHT!!!

Featuring the rollicking comedy stylings of NIKKI PAYNE, RICHARD RYDER, KRISTEEN VON HAGEN, LAURA LANDAUER/CELINE DION, video by KATHLEEN PHILLIPS...

Also featuring EVE ENSLER, News Corres-PUN-dant HEIDI BRANDER and special guest SARAH GRANGE -

TONIGHT!!!
BUDDIES IN BAD TIMES!!! (12 Alexander St., betwixt College & Wellesley on Yonge)
DOORS @ 8!!! SHOW @ 8:30!!!
8 DOLLARS!!!

I am presently so fucking tired and have some SERIOUS bags under my eyes. Like, we're talkin' Billy Joel-stylez.

Fuck.

SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!

--- Aj