D'afternoon... it's going to a pretty quick albeit colorful post today...
So it's about that time of year now... when a young man's thoughts turn to those of fancy, and a young woman has an excuse-nay-order to dress like a full-tilt skank for one night... TALKIN' BOUT HALLOWE'EN!
But what to be? What indeed...
... Well thank goodness for the site Halloweenstreet.com, because after an exhaustive perusal, I guess I have a few ideas...
This site, of course, rocketed to semi-infamy over the past week or so. One of the leading purveyors of sexified renditions on classic costume concepts - i.e. "Sexy Witch", "Sexy Nurse", "Sexy Vampire"... normal stuff, just 'sexy' - it arguably crossed the line with this "Sexy Anorexic", or, "Anosexic" costume...
The costume, now mysteriously absent from the site's inventory, came with the skeleton dress, measuring tape belt and a heart badge that I assume has some anorexic mantra on it like "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" or something...
And in either a masterstroke of irony or of monumental retardation, it comes in normal and PLUS sizes...
Sadly, that option seems shot straight out da window. But don't fret - there are dozens if not hundreds of other options to make this Hallowe'en your most festive and sharply-dressed one YET!
Options like...
Sexy Pirate Queen!
So it's about that time of year now... when a young man's thoughts turn to those of fancy, and a young woman has an excuse-nay-order to dress like a full-tilt skank for one night... TALKIN' BOUT HALLOWE'EN!
But what to be? What indeed...
... Well thank goodness for the site Halloweenstreet.com, because after an exhaustive perusal, I guess I have a few ideas...
This site, of course, rocketed to semi-infamy over the past week or so. One of the leading purveyors of sexified renditions on classic costume concepts - i.e. "Sexy Witch", "Sexy Nurse", "Sexy Vampire"... normal stuff, just 'sexy' - it arguably crossed the line with this "Sexy Anorexic", or, "Anosexic" costume...The costume, now mysteriously absent from the site's inventory, came with the skeleton dress, measuring tape belt and a heart badge that I assume has some anorexic mantra on it like "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" or something...
And in either a masterstroke of irony or of monumental retardation, it comes in normal and PLUS sizes...
Sadly, that option seems shot straight out da window. But don't fret - there are dozens if not hundreds of other options to make this Hallowe'en your most festive and sharply-dressed one YET!
Options like...
Sexy Pirate Queen!
...Sexy Referree!
... Sexy Valet!
... Sexy Jockey!
... Sexy Cat! Meowzers.
... Sexy Convict!
... Sexy Cab Driver! [Is there any other kind?]
... Sexy Robin Hood!
... Sexy Construction Worker! [Notice the resourceful use of cones...] 
... Sexy Mental Patient!
... Sexy Bunch of Grapes!
... Sexy Slot Machine!
... Sexy House!
And perhaps most enchanting of all...A costume simply titled, "Down For The Count".
You're very welcome,--- Aj
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