Greetings and a happy Tuesday to you... specifically those of you whom I said "see you next Tuesday" last Tuesday... I wasn't making an acronym for "cunt" as you might have guessed - nono. I actually meant I'd see you next Tuesday. Which is today. Anyballs...
So Victoria Day weekend - widely known as "May 24 weekend". Officially: a holiday to celebrate the life & times of one of the greatest prudes in history, Queen Victoria. Unofficially: the first big cottage weekend for Canadians of all ages. If you were a cottage-goer this weekend, well it sucked pig balls to be you. It was downright miserably weather on Sunday and Monday. And I guffaw at your misfortune. I spent Sunday and Monday eating and sleeping, and would have even if the weather was more conducive to outdoor frollicking. SO. THERE.
But that was Sunday and Monday...
As I had mentioned, I spent the weekend entertaining those in and around the glorious suburb of Ajax, Ontario - something I was wary about, to say the least. Yeah. Apparently - Ajax rules. I had the best time ever, if not a bit strange.
Highlights:
- I was approached by an Ajaxian (that's what they're called... pronounced "A-jay-shee-an")-based gay couple for a three way next time I'm in the area.
- An older, well-coiffed woman came up to me after the Friday show and asked if she could "show me a picture of [her] babies"... she pulled out a photo of her 20-something son, his 20-something husband and their single-digit-something adopted son... it was laminated. LAMINATED. And it was an unusual size - not 5 1/2 x 7 and not 8 x 10 but one of those in-between custom sizes that you need to order and wait 6-8 weeks for... I don't quite know why she was showing me that... I assume she was trying to broker a three-way between them and myself, as that sort of stuff seems to be in the water in Ajax...
- A woman came up to me to have me sign a Yuk's monthly calendar for her kids, apparent Video On Trial fans... and with prancing like this, who wouldn't want an autograph?! (skip to 3:27):
Anyway... I didn't know what to write, so I gave her the classic: "We'll always have Ajax, Love & Light, Andrew Johnston".
So yeah - THIS WEEKEND ROCKED.In other news:
I'm thoroughly conflicted as to how I feel about Stacey "Fergie" Ferguson...
On one hand, she's responsible for a song that I'm presently OBSESSED with - the theme to the Sex & The City movie, entitled "Labels Or Love"... Download/Listen to it HERE! Honestly... I'm obsessed with it... I've basically been listening to it non-stop for the past two weeks...
On the other hand, she continues to cover Heart's "Baracuda" and do back flips like she's some Japanese robo-puppy on the fritz... so yeah... I don't quite know how to feel about her...
One thing I certainly DO know how to feel about, however...
ONE WEEK AWAY TODAY!!!
AHHHH!!!!
That's it for me today...
Smell ya later,
--- Aj
