A vidjo of Hollywood's golden girl, Marilyn Monroe, giving some dude a BJ - allegedly one of the Kennedy's - has surfaced and it is my pleasure, honour and glory to present it to you...
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Oh snap... I can't believe I just actually Rick Roll'd you... I've truly stooped to a new low...
But such lows are necessary to stoop to in order to STEEP to a new high - which comes in the form of:
TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH SALAD HAPPENS TONIGHT!!!
Featuring the rollicking comedy stylings of NIKKI PAYNE, RICHARD RYDER, KRISTEEN VON HAGEN, LAURA LANDAUER/CELINE DION, video by KATHLEEN PHILLIPS...
Also featuring EVE ENSLER, News Corres-PUN-dant HEIDI BRANDER and special guest SARAH GRANGE -
TONIGHT!!!
BUDDIES IN BAD TIMES!!! (12 Alexander St., betwixt College & Wellesley on Yonge)
DOORS @ 8!!! SHOW @ 8:30!!!
8 DOLLARS!!!
I am presently so fucking tired and have some SERIOUS bags under my eyes. Like, we're talkin' Billy Joel-stylez.
Fuck.
SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!
--- Aj
