I most certainly am. Although you wouldn't know it from the frequency, or rather infrequency, that I've been a'bloggin'...
So where have I been? What have I been doing? Why I haven't I been blogging? When have I been doing all of these non-blogging things? All good questions - each and every last one of them.
Perhaps we'll never know...
One question, however, that I DO rather gleefully have the answer to, however, is what would happen if you combined these two things:
What is the sum?THIS is the sum...
Yep.Horrifying. Actually kind of disgusting. Oh well.
I'm going to see an advance screening of Mamma Mia tonight, and am all too excited about it. I'd say expect a full-tilt spoiler of it tomorrow, but the entire thing is kind of spoiled if you've remotely seen the stage show, which approximately 15 million people worldwide have (which, by the way, is more plentiful than the world's Jewish population, which, at last count, clocked in at a measley 13.3 million... only 300,000 of which are in Canada... yep... the amount of people that have witnessed live stage antics set to the music of ABBA outweigh the amount of people in the world who subscribe to the philosophy that Christ didn't come again, having sex through a hole in a sheet and brisket. BRISKET!!!) then you'll easily know that everyone fucking gets married in the end and they sing us out to "Dancing Queen". Whattheballsever... I loves me some Meryl Streep more than I loves me some life...
So that's exciting...
What else is exciting...
'Til T'morrow...
--- Aj
